While all eyes in South Florida are fixed on the coconuts and construction cranes being flung about by Hurricane Irma, her not-so-little brother Jose is capering about in the Atlantic north of Puerto Rico, doing some kind of weird spinning in a circle fandango that current forecasts say could leave the storm pointed right at South Florida at the end of the week. Like Irma, Jose is a major storm, with 130 mile-per-hour winds. At the moment, it’s about 1,000 miles east-southeast of Miami, and an entirely schizophrenic attitude about where it wants to go.

The National Hurricane Center, in its most recent advisory, forecasts the Category 4 Jose over the next five days going slightly northeast, looping back west, spinning south, then east again — “sort of like tying a knot,” as one of the center’s hurricane specialists said. (Though, when it all takes place at 130 mph, the more accurate simile might be, like a teenager with a hot car doing donuts in the parking lot.) READ MORE