(Reported By Jennifer Leclaire) It’s the end of the world as we know it. Or at least that’s what one Christian scientist is insisting. Her prognostication concludes 6,000 of sin is almost over—and that Christ will return for His glorious bride before 2016 is over. Nora Roth shares her false prophetic insights on The Mark of the Beast explained blog.

This conspiracy theory fodder is based in massively complex calculations about God’s clocks of the sevens. “The 70 ‘sevens’ prophecy in Daniel 9:24 has two fulfillments,” she explains. “First, the 70 ‘sevens’ are 70 sabbatical cycles—490 years, pointing to the first coming of Jesus as our Savior from sin.” Her theology gave me a brain camp. So we’ll just skip to the conclusion of the matter: FULL REPORT