It’s not every day that the spiritual realm intersects with smartphone tech. But in the era of chatbots and AI, even the biblical figures aren’t immune.

Welcome to the world of “Text With Jesus,” where you’re just a tap away from a conversation with the holy – and, for a price, the not-so-holy. For those longing for a more personal connection to their faith, this app might be the digital salvation they’re seeking.

Designed with devoted Christians in mind, “Text With Jesus” promises interaction with figures like Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Peter, and Matthew.


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This app wears its spirituality on its screen, guiding you through its queries with responses mined from the depths of the Bible’s rich text. There’s a certain audacity in allowing you to go beyond the traditional interactions one might expect.

Although the full range of figures and unlimited messaging are only available to premium subscribers, the app is free to download and use on all eligible devices.

The app’s most controversial feature: conversations with Satan himself. Expectations can be deceiving, especially in the world of AI. Satan, historically the symbol of temptation and deceit, dons a surprisingly mellow avatar in this app.

Users anticipating fiery dialogues or cunning deceptions might be left scratching their heads. Instead, the Prince of Darkness champions love, respect, and understanding — values synonymous with biblical virtues.

As if to ensure a modern flavor, each devilish interaction ends with a “smiling face with horns” emoji. It’s an odd mix of solemnity and sass, which will undoubtedly spark reactions from traditionalists and tech enthusiasts alike.

Now, whether it’s a deliberate attempt to challenge perceptions or just a programming oversight remains a topic for debate. However, it’s important to note that interaction with Satan is turned off by default and must be manually enabled by you if you choose to engage with this figure.

The app points out that, “the portrayal is rooted in Christian teachings, and users have full control over their engagement with all figures within the app.”