(OPINION) THE FOLLOWING REPORT DOES NOT REFLECT THE PERSONAL OPINIONS OF ETH

“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only. – Matthew 24:36

Thousands of people around the world have been waiting patiently for something special to happen today (February 22) but they don’t know if it will be discounts or the return of Jesus. Named Twosday (22/02/22) by a host of well-meaning internet weirdos,


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so far the day has already revealed one big event with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine but what else could be in store Discussing the possibilities on a Reddit thread, one person said: “The day 2/22/22 is going to be a TUESday. The stars could not have aligned more perfectly.”

Like sharks to a dead whale, people sprang forth to eagerly discuss all the connotations of the day. One person made the entirely reasonable assumption that two children will be born on the magic moment of 2.22 pm, known amongst Twosdayers as ‘the quadruple’.

They said: “There will surely be twins born somewhere in the world at 2:22 pm on 2/22/22.” The big day has not come without trepidation though as some Redditers believe that mankind entering the Two-niverse could spell ultimate disaster for everything we have come to appreciate about reality. READ MORE