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In Florida, self-proclaimed atheist Gustav Pothoff, 51, doesn’t seem to be too good at recognizing people. That’s because apparently his roommate, Raymond Hernandez, looked enough like Jesus Christ for Pothoff to attack him—according to police—with a glass cup and butter knife. Now Pothoff is claiming he has a right to a court-appointed attorney who shares his godless views, according to a local news source. But the judge isn’t buying it, saying that Pothoff has to pay for his own lawyer if he insists on finding someone like-minded. Pothoff was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to the Huffington Post. The police officer at the scene of the incident reported: More